We are told that parents are sent to mess you up. Bud used to be called Fishface, Bugalugs, and Mugwump and he tries to pass these lifelong psychological scars on to me by calling me freakish deviant, clever as a teabag etc. I can't help my face - facism's unfair. I look forward to having a pet human of my own to subvert and undermine in new and interesting ways.
Anyway, Bud turned up in my classroom at lunchtime and brought some clothes so I wasn't the only person in the room in school uniform. He read my maths/writing/learning journey books and then the teacher asked him to reconstruct the playfarm but he couldn't with 5 kids climbing on him. Then we all went into the playground and they stole his hat and we all attacked him.
Went on the bouncy castle twice
Dug for treasure in the sandpit
Hooked the duck and won sweeties
Threw the sponge at the teacher
Bought a train carriage
Dropped 10p under the floorboards
Scored a goal and won a sticker
Did lots of drumming with Lewis
2 Puddlers will be joining us next season: Laughing boy Thomas and Half-chinese Emma.
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