Coming Unstuck

Clarke got triple detention today! I didn't know there was such a thing. Perhaps if he rugby-tackles Harry to get the football again, he might actually get punished!
Anyway, I was doing show'n'tell about the Eiffel Tower that I'd left at home and Miss M said O who are you then, don't recognise you with yer fancy hairdo, and Erin shouted out "It's Code 3!" and I had to explain about getting lost in West Quay shopping centre.
Little do I know it's an evil capitalist plot to imbue me with enough life-experience and caution to avoid it happening for real.
Stopped off to get some more glue, it says solvent abuse can kill so we told the glue it was a stupid poo-head that we hated and it didn't kill us at all.
Ben came round to discuss football cards and suggested I stick my fingers in my cheeks and make a grin like the Joker and then say "Bucking". Well, you can't speak properly like that, it's a wonder Batman ever understood him, and it came out phucking, which is pointless 'cos it's not a word.
Then at Cubs our teams competed to make the most stable tower out of newspaper to hold up an egg and his team won. The same 2 Scouts that were fund-raising at the Awards ceremony have challenged us to get as many 20p coins as we can into a tube of Smarties, best wins a prize. OK so we all worked out that you can get more in if you eat the Smarties but I wonder if we'll get the 20p coins back again.