
Jof snuck off work early today so picked me up. When I got home I had my favourite snack which is sticks of mature cheddar rolled up in slices of ham. I love it when Bud does it because he glues it all together with pate for an extra calorific hit but today I had it plain.

I found him outside rebuilding the bonfire. There were bags of cement and bricks and watering cans and gloves and all sorts of other fun stuff so within seconds I was all cementy, against direct orders. My punishment was to go and play football on a lovely afternoon with my mates Ben and Bobert (Johnny was unable to play due to a prior appointment with the Sulk Doctor). Three courses of bricks have been completed and I can see 3 large air vents. The one at the front is where we stick fireworks when we've had a couple too many cheese'n'ham rollies - the chortle portal, 'cos it always makes us laugh.

This is my school project from our class trip to the library. Asked to design a sign that suits the location I came up with this sage comment and even included a character to convey this simple message. I'm not sure where Bob the Banana Angel came from but he's now on the fridge.
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