Prophet warning

► Prophet sharing only amongst the top employees, all others to be volunteers.

►Collect pew fees from all praising and paying members.

► Increase prophet margins by raising seat prices for special occasions (comfy cushions extra).

► Minimise not-for-prophet activities.

► Send out easy-prophet bots into cyberspace to increase online revenue streams.

► Keep your core products imaginary for low packaging costs and increased gross prophets.

► Use tax loopholes to remain a pre-tax prophet.

► Greater net prophets mean more chocolate sauce on your propheteroles.

Thursday, a day like any other day. I got into the golden book again for going up a reading level to a new colour. Just call me Agent Orange. But then I fell into an immediate sulk at going home time when he wanted me to carry my own lunchbox. I stropped so much I hid in full sight behind a wire fence and pretended not to see Poppy who was standing next to me.