These tests may or may not result in streaming the pupils of the world into bands of ability, possibly affecting future college eligibility or academic prospects: all of this is so far in the future for me I can't even see it, like girls.
But I did my first 2 practise tests and noted the time taken, and Jof helped me see the error of my ways and then I wrote a passionate speech asking to be made House Captain (this is homework, I don't actually want to be made House Captain) with a rhetorical yet ambiguous question about whether I'd be better than a chicken in the role.
But then our home broadband was so slow the Minecraft server kicked me off and I resorted to Lego Minecraft. I made (while singing to it throughout) the Minecraft set I'd obtained at huge expense from Just-For-Kids or whatever it was at Centre Parcs. The base board is orange.
Lego Set 21126 contains a Wither, 2 Wither Skeletons with NetherWort (that's the red sticky-up nobs) and a collapsible Nether Region, and a Steve, who has a TNT cannon. But then you knew that.