Sequins and pearls (and lots of pretty girls)

You remember the American woman who sued McDougalls because she burnt her mouth on her coffee? That led to the warning sign "Warning! Hot drink may be hot!" being printed on every cup. Now another one is suing the Dallas Cowboys because she burnt her bum sitting on a black marble bench in 101° direct sunlight.

Shall we see "Warning! Heavy object. Hot object when it's hot. Smooth object!" stickers being attached to all the benches, kerbstones, and letterboxes? Shall we legally require all hedgehogs to carry a "Warning! Sharp object!" dog tag? Or, shall we just give every newborn a little card in the Welcome to Earth pack that says "Warning! If you are a plonker you will get hurt!" so we don't have to label anything else?

First day at the activity centre, and hey presto they've changed the schedule so I missed swimming. There will be questions in the house.
However ex-Puddler Poppy C is here all week with me so at least there's 1 known face, and there was a Louie from JBs' school and another perennial ex-Puddler Kiera.

First we did Krazy Kaves, then football. Then dodgeball (it's better if you just dodge and don't try to shoot at the teachers, because they're better catchers) and drawing. I managed to complete a flag (last time Ben finished it for me) and then it was my favourite current project. I planned on doing 12 Top Trumps cards but spent too much time talking so only did 3. But it doesn't matter, you can see where it's going. So, if you get dealt Storm, you've pretty well had it, for he is both a weakling and a dunderhead, with only 9% strenth and an intelegents of a mere 2. Bat Man represents the middle ground with 10% strenth and an improved intelegents of 3%. But the Red Ninger is the pick of the bunch with a planet-busting strenth of 90% - but his fatal weakness is that he's a total Norbert with an intelegents of only 1%.

On getting home I could barely even switch on the TV, I was so bushed.