The day was promising to be as hot as yesterday. Jof said she didn't like going to Eastney nudist beach because it was full of old pervs, which I believe to be some kind of real ale. Perhaps that is why Bud fits in so well. Anyway, she said I could go to a more mainstream beach where the bikinis gather, rather than where the wrinklies and runklies, the dinglies and the danglies gather.
I was a good boy and was allowed on the 'Caterpillar' (large soft play inflatable thing you fight with, £2 for 5 mins) but elected to not spend the £2 in return for £1 into my piggy bank. I'm onto a winner here. All I've got to do is demand to go on every ride I see and then voluntarily sacrifice the experience to get half the cost back into my toyshop savings, like some kind of government tax-back salary sacrifice benefit thingy. Then I got an ice cream anyway.Your real online soap opera with real people in real places doing real things - except one's an alien, facing the challenges of growing up on an unfamiliar planet
Sunday, 19 August 2012
Looking at the peaches
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