Wednesday 24 October 2012

The girls I never kissed

the wheelchair politically incorrect joke on ice cream stickAnother OK day at school with extra art lessons on our topic of costumes and masks of all nations (well, Africa, Mexico and Japan). Bud says I could take in the Japanese sword but I said we're not doing enraged serial killers in rampant bloodlust fever until next term. chocolate biscuits in the playground
But then, after spellings (he made me do lines - isn't writing "Enormous Victorians" out 5 times a barbaric punishment?) it was time for Wednesday park.
Many schoolfriends were there and once Ben and the JBs had joined us we did 1 3/4 hours of hard labour, with football, scooting circuits and ape acts on the climbing frame. For this we decided to take off our shoes to more easily hang upside down from the slide and traverse the climbing frame without touching the floor.
park climbing frame milton park portsmouth
Following a break for picnic and gunpowder plotting, we decided the swings were sexy. From then on everything was sexy, Ben was a sexy pussy and Johnny said he wanted a big one but only from behind and we all sang world shutcha mouth and filled the sexy park with sexy noise, not bad for only 4 sexy guys.
9 minutes and 53 seconds after the 10-minute warning, the swinging basket was free so that extended our play. Bob and Bud threw the football at us as we rotated, we were spitfires and tried to spit on them even when they said it was rude.
We all left at the same time and I got straight onto the Phineas + Ferb website game.

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