Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Took Ben home today and we spent the journey trying to outdo each other with tales of derring-do on the football pitch. Ben scored the best goal in his tournament final, and one of his bounced off the back of the net (scoring one) and hit the goalie only to go in again (scoring a second). Whereas I knocked someone out with mine by hitting them on the head and it ricocheted off Sputnik and went in. Of course Ben actually plays football but he won't know mine was made-up.
He liked my Lego Castle with 345 humanoid guards and we didn't destroy anything!
In the park we took my 2 pistols. These are the Chinese-manufactured plastic ones from Blackgang Chine (combined value thruppence farthing), with orange ends.
The JBs joined us and they played big football while LittleMax and I spied on people and snuck around shooting them and hiding behind fences.
Then we came back to mine and made a den. Just because we're 9 does not mean that dens are passé so we piled up all the furniture in my room and used the desk as a base and the Lego Humanoids were guarding our perimeter, or were we guarding them? We didn't decide.
But we did use a Lego box to weigh down the duvet on the desk and for no reason at all it plummeted all over the floor and we had to clear the whole room up.