Throwing the Child

So we had the big fry-up with the fat sausages and did the trip to the supermarket and because that was all boring I persuaded Jof to take me to Pirate Pete's again, demanding that Bud came too as a better attack target. We took Jof's car and laughed at having to fold the front seat forward for him to get in the back.
So we threw balls at each other which is when Jof got a high-speed ball in the face and he threw me around in the bouncy castle which is when I got a graunched shoulder and we played hide and seek and I couldn't find either of them, must be losing my touch. I was the oldest kid there by quite a way.
Maths homework was the times-table grid again and I had to do it twice because I wasn't fast enough. But I did win £10 on a scratchcard.