Enter the Ender-Dragon

Jof picked me up from school and she had been cooking all day.
I helped her loudly with cake-making for the school cake fayre and we decided to cut out the second layer and the leftover ring looked tempting.
Our creative juices flowed and we made a triumphal arch but then fiddled with it so much it broke and we just put icing on it and ate it anyway.
We were supposed to put an Ender-Dragon egg in the middle but there wasn't quite enough space after all the normal Dragon eggs.
Later Bud went to a Scout meeting for ages so we watched Grauniads of the Galaxy which was absolutely wonderful with its heroes for no apparent reason and unexpectedly coloured villains and Jof thought it was pointless rubbish so we switched over after an hour.
The wind was so strong it knocked out our cable internet.