Today we got a new Portuguese girl in our class. Her name is Luca or Leila or something, and Pops got to be her mentor and had to introduce her to the toilets using demonstrative sign language. She speaks no English at all so took a notepad round with her to write down all those complicated English words and we had to repeat a lot of them. When Bud was at school, a new boy landed in the boarding house with no English at all and the first word he was taught was gang-bang, which is a kind of mass pillow fight between the dormitories. Lula/Leica had her work cut out getting her head around weewee.
Today we learned that good old Rootin' Tootin' Tutankhamen was named Tut when he was younger, probably got stick at school.
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