After school I started work on my new epic masterpiece (with illustrations) hauntingly entitled "Jack and the Beanstalk". Bud sat with me and started to write a poem about girlies: let's hope it's a little longer than his offering about absinthe.
Because I'm writing a tome Bud has finished first, I'll publish mine later.
Little pink ponies all covered in glitter
Bebo and Facebook and Myspace and Twitter
Long hair with bows and self-wetting dollies
Trinkets and hairgrips and full shopping trolleys
Combing your hair into shiny long tresses
Ribbons and sequins and tassels on dresses
Dressing your puppies up as princesses
These are a few of GIRLS favourite things
Using a torch to investigate tunnels
Farting at bathtime and watching the bubbles
Cannons and rifles and jumping in puddles
Blowing up buildings and climbing the rubble
Summertime bikerides while wearing no shirt
Building sandcastles and rolling in dirt
Jumping off towers and not getting hurt
These are a few of MY favourite things
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