Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Monday, 30 May 2011
Pink seal = 6 special tough thinking soldiers.
Frog = king.
Objective: kill king with minimal loss of life on your side.
- Arrive while the guards are on coffee break
- Dig a tunnel under the walls to put a bomb in
Jof did not enjoy the overall shopping experience so next time we will shop online.
Sunday, 29 May 2011
Nipped into town to buy bath fizzers for Ben's sleepover. He can have the pink one with the rose petals in.
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Last week I took my green security blanket into school for my show'n'tell item. It was made for me by Nanna when I was born and I have resisted all attempts to ditch it ever since. I get most het up when it goes for laundry because it's out of my sight. Bud says only babies have green blankets, but that's patently untrue, because I have one, right? Silly old poo.
Friday, 27 May 2011
Friday is here again, signalling the beginning of yet another half term in my helter-skelter schedule of time off, lazy days and downtime. Upon returning home I set to with lego, sausages and blueberries. I have been entered into the Polite book for the second time this week, this time was for actually being polite as opposed to clearing up a mess. Erin won the Best Pupil in class award but I've already been that.
Thursday, 26 May 2011
Is your Mule mullered? Has your camel collapsed? Is your llama lethargic?
New from Mungletonix Products
Then get your ass down to your nearest
Stable environment for all tired pack animals and their owners. Problem ponies speciality of the horse*
"We come in pieces"
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
Carpeted by your boss? Unsure about underlay? Then ring the NATIONAL RUG HOTLINE
GNU AND GNUSED GNUS
Don't let it all pile up - confront your worsted fears - or there'll be hell toupee
GNO QUESTIONS ASKED APPLY - BOX 163
The JoniBobs brought Louie with them and Ben brought attitude. After we'd argued about whose food we'd eaten we smuggled foodstuffs and drink away and snuck off to the planting tree where we gathered out of sight (or so we thought).
In this weeks' planting session we planted red capsicum pepper (visible here) and mini-cheddars by chewing them up and spitting them out onto the ground, followed by juice in similar fashion. Sadly all our work went to waste, for after getting told off lots, we moved away and the whole lot was cleared by seagulls.
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Monday, 23 May 2011
Then we bussed it into town to take the camera to Boots. This is one of the cheap single-use cameras that Jof gave me when Pops and I drove pointlessly around southern England not going to Paultons park, Whipsnade, the Tower of London or any one of a myriad of attractions more interesting than the back seat of the car. Pops and I both took some pictures so I am confidently expecting world-class masterpieces of the back of the car seat, the back of my own hand and possibly Pops' nose from a distance of 3mm.
Supper was made more interesting tonight when Bud failed to read the note left by Jof listing meals for the week and decided to make a compound food-fusion smorgasbord-platter using some, all or fewer of the contents of the fridge. All was going really well up until the very final seconds when it was discovered that he had failed to switch on the oven so the kievs were cold and raw. There was a certain amount of frowning from Jof but I got 3 separate meals out of it so I'm not complaining.
Sunday, 22 May 2011
Arose at 0950 like a Ginormous Germanic Eagle.....to get a hanky.
ps this one of Baby Edward (Bud calls him Eduardos but I don't think he's Spanish) is a little unfair. It's true, he is the ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal (daft as a brush but very very ravenous) and will eat anything. But Bud did encourage him to insert the breadstick into his own ear for artistic purposes.....
Saturday, 21 May 2011
Friday, 20 May 2011
Thursday, 19 May 2011
OWN TEETH, GSOH
VGC, GOOD KNITTER
MUST HAVE SENSE OF ADVENTURE
SALE DUE TO UPGRADE
SWORD SKILLS AN ADVANTAGE
GOOD HEALTH PLAN, SHARE OF SPOILS
7/10 xxx Not suitable for children under 3