Thursday, 10 March 2011
Y'all dance if you need to
Think I might start a Nigerian 419 scam.
"I am the future leader of humanity but unfortunately I am unfairly incarcerated in a Spanish jail. I have chosen YOU to assist me, please forward $25,000 to my account so I can bribe the Prison Warden and I will reward you with a decent part of the Earth, which I shall shortly inherit."
It's got to be worth a try.
I hear that ErinsMum locked ErinsDad out in the back garden while she went off for a bath or something. I guess the obstreperous nature runs in the female side of the family so I'm sympathetic to his plight. The fact that in a later, separate incident, the shower cubicle lock broke off, trapping him on the wrong side of another door only earns him greater kudos in his fight against the unfairness of reality.